Rest In Peace

For those who know me, they know I'm a huge Buffy The Vampire Slayer fan.  In the spirit of resurrecting the 'old' I bring you the lyrics of Spike's (James Marsters) song 'Rest In Peace' from the episode 'Once More With Feeling'.  Enjoy.

I died
So many years ago
But you can make me feel
Like it isn't so
And why you come to be with me
I think I finally know
mmm-mmm

You're scared
Ashamed of what you feel
And you can't tell the ones you love
You know they couldn't deal
Whisper in a dead man's ear
It doesn't make it real

That's great

But I don't wanna play
'Cause being with you touches me
More than I can say
And since I'm only dead to you
I'm saying stay away and
Let me rest in peace

Let me rest in peace
Let me get some sleep
Let me take my love and bury it
In a hole 6-foot deep
I can lay my body down
But I can't find my, sweet release
So let me rest in peace

You know,
You got a willing slave
And You just love to play the thought
That you might misbehave
But Till you do, I'm telling you
Stop visiting my grave
Let me rest in peace

I know I should go
But I follow you like a man possessed
There's a traitor here beneath my breast
And it hurts me more than you've ever guessed
If my heart could beat, it would break my chest
But I can see you're unimpressed
So leave me be and

Let me rest in peace
Let me get some sleep
Let me take my love and bury it
In a hole 6-foot deep
I can lay my body down
But I can't find my sweet release
Let me rest in peace
Why won't you
Let me rest in peace?

The Old School Yard Rhyme

Remember back in the good old days when there were shorts that came to your knees, not riding up your butt crack, when acting slutty meant you were a slut (not just seeking attention) and when the school yard was filled with the incessant chanting of girls? 

I do.  Sad to say, I've been out of high school now for 8 years and I still remember the play on words chants that my girlfriends and I had.  So I thought I'd share them with you and maybe revive a bit of the 90's/00's.

Boys are cheats and liars, they're such a big disgrace. They will tell you anything to get to second base... ball, baseball he thinks he's gonna score. If you let him go all the way then you are a hor... ticulture studies flowers, geologist studies rocks. The only thing a guy wants from you is a place to put his cock... roaches, beetles, butterflies and bugs. Nothing makes him happier than a giant pair of jug... glers and acrobats, a dancing bear named Chuck. All guys really want to do is - forget it, no such luck.

Auntie Mary had a canary.  She also had a duck.  She took it around the kitchen and she showed it how to fry fish for dinner, fry fish for tea.  The more you eat, the more you drink the more you got to pe... ter had a boat.  The boat began to rock.  Up jumped Jaws and bit him on the cock... tail, ginger ale, fifty cents a glass.  If you don't like it you can shove it up your as... k no questions, tell no lies.  I saw a policeman doing up his fli... es are bad.  Mosquitoes are worse.  And that's the end of my dirty little verse.

Tragic, I know.  Enjoy!

Oh Onyx

Your name means black as night
But your heart is as pure as the morning light
And I know
Forever in my heart you will live on
And I will continue to be strong
This I promise you

Though you're not here anymore
Though you're not around
I know I can look to the stars
And you'll keep me safe and sound

Oh Onyx
I miss you
Oh Onyx
I want you back
Oh Onyx
I miss you
Oh Onyx
I want you back

When I wanted the world to end
You were my only true friend
And I tried
To accept and understand
Why God's almighty right hand
Took you from me

Though you're not here anymore
Though you're not around
I know I can look to the stars
And you'll keep me safe and sound

Oh Onyx
I miss you
Oh Onyx
I want you back
Oh Onyx
I miss you
Oh Onyx
I want you back

When it's dark outisde
And the stars aline
I see your face
And the tears begin to flow
Why did you have to go?
I really miss you

Oh Onyx
I miss you
Oh Onyx
I want you back
Oh Onyx
I miss you
Oh Onyx
I want you back