Being blond, I know first hand what it's like to have someone crack a joke at your expense. So, in the spirit of making people smile here's something about men in general to tickle your funny bone:
How many honest, intelligent me in the world does it take to do the dishes?
Both of them
Why did the man cross the road?
He heard the chicken was easy
Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time
Why does it take one million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They don't stop to ask for directions
How does a man show that he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer
What's the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature
Why are blond jokes so short?
So men can remember them
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
Don't know; it's never happened
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They already have boyfriends
Why do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow
When do you care for a man's company?
When he owns it
Why are married women heavier then single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge
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