Bargin Books, Games, Music, Movies & More

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Robert The Red-Nosed Reindeer

Robert the red nosed reindeer



Was Rudolph's cousin twice-removed


He was always getting up to mischief


Of which the other reindeer disapproved






He was always at the reindeer disco


Instead of helping Santa make toys


And picking fights with other reindeer


Cos Robert was a bad bad boy






Then one foggy Christmas eve


He got into a fight


A big bad reindeer punched him on the nose


In hospital he spent the night






Then all the other reindeer


Said" Well,we're not suprised"


When Robert the red-nosed reindeer


Turned up to work with two black eyes






He drove a hotted up Monaro


All around the town he'd go


Dragging off other reindeer


And dropping wheelies in the snow






Then another Christmas eve


Rudolph came to town


He said" Robbie boy,why dontchya clean up your act?"


Come and help drag Santa's sleigh around






So Robbie roared off with Santa


Off into the sky they climbed


And Robbie was such a leadfoot


Poor Santa copped a speeding fine

2 comments:

  1. Your tattoo shares an alarming resemblence to Sher Khan albeit with a mane and a dearth of stripes. Have you heard of the Liger?

    ReplyDelete