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Thursday, December 24, 2009

Robert The Red-Nosed Reindeer

Robert the red nosed reindeer

Was Rudolph's cousin twice-removed

He was always getting up to mischief

Of which the other reindeer disapproved

He was always at the reindeer disco

Instead of helping Santa make toys

And picking fights with other reindeer

Cos Robert was a bad bad boy

Then one foggy Christmas eve

He got into a fight

A big bad reindeer punched him on the nose

In hospital he spent the night

Then all the other reindeer

Said" Well,we're not suprised"

When Robert the red-nosed reindeer

Turned up to work with two black eyes

He drove a hotted up Monaro

All around the town he'd go

Dragging off other reindeer

And dropping wheelies in the snow

Then another Christmas eve

Rudolph came to town

He said" Robbie boy,why dontchya clean up your act?"

Come and help drag Santa's sleigh around

So Robbie roared off with Santa

Off into the sky they climbed

And Robbie was such a leadfoot

Poor Santa copped a speeding fine


  1. Your tattoo shares an alarming resemblence to Sher Khan albeit with a mane and a dearth of stripes. Have you heard of the Liger?