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Thursday, November 24, 2011

Yearly Exam

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. 

The nurse started with certain basics.  "How much do you weigh?" she asked. 

"135," I said. 

The nurse put me on the scale.  It turns out my weight is 180. 

The nurse asked, "Your height?"  "5 foot 4," I said. 

The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 2.

She then took my blood pressure and told me that it was very high.  "Of course it's high!" I screamed, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!" 

She put me on Prozac. 

What a bitch.

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