I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse started with certain basics. "How much do you weigh?" she asked.
"135," I said.
The nurse put me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asked, "Your height?" "5 foot 4," I said.
The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 2.
She then took my blood pressure and told me that it was very high. "Of course it's high!" I screamed, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
She put me on Prozac.
What a bitch.